FOR TOO LONG THIS GREAT NATION OF OURS HAS BEEN SUFFERING A GREAT MORAL AND ORAL DECAY IN SPIRIT AND INCISORS. A COUNTRY'S FUTURE DEPENDS ON ITS ABILITY TO BITE BACK. WE CAN NO LONGER BE A NATION INDENTURED, OUR VERY SALIVATION IS AT STAKE. THEREFORE WE MUST BRACE OURSELVES, BITE THE BULLET BECAUSE....

PROPER DENTAL HYGIENE IS ESSENTIAL
TO PROPER SOCIAL ORDER

"EFFECTIVE USE OF TARTAR CONTROL NOW WILL PREVENT THE NEED FOR CROWD CONTROL LATER" 


Dental commando squads or warrant less random no knock dental inspections.
Government issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substances.
Video surveillance through two way bathroom mirrors.
Electronic tracking, moisture and motion sensor devices in all toothbrushes.
Novelty floss dispensers.
Dental re-education center.
Gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.
Computer chip dental implants with laser scanners at all toll booths and supermarkets.
The fluoridation of every beverage.
or even
preventative dental maintenance detention facilities.

GINGIVITIS HAS BEEN ERODING THE GUM LINE OF THIS GREAT NATION OF OURS LONG ENOUGH AND MUST BE STOPPED !

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