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VERMIN SUPREME TOPS COXS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
(A&P) Even though a suspicious* snow storm (frigged) kept him out of the debates (fringe), Vermin Love Supreme was able to make history by winning 15th place (not counting the write-ins) thus placing among the top 16 gop candidates in Tuesday's New Hampshire presidential primary. Vermin (who was outspent by Mitt Romney) received 41 votes (75475 less than Romney) and it was enough to beat John Cox, Daniel Gilbert and four other candidates in the NH showdown. In a speech he has yet to give, Supreme applauded and thanked the pollsters and pundits who early on gave him the brush (tooth).
...............................................Candidate demands recount!
(PCove) "Serious like a Dick Cheney heart attack."
Republican candidate for president Vermin Supreme joined the chorus of candidates calling for a recount of the New Hampshire Primary vote, today.
On election night, Mr. Supreme encountered by chance, two, hand ballot counters from the New Hampshire town of Lyndeborough. Upon learning of Mr. Supreme’s identity , the election workers excitedly told him that they were a witness to Mr. Supreme receiving one vote in Lyndeborough. The official town and state vote tallies make no mention of this missing vote.
“These women were not joking, they appeared quite sincere. They didn’t claim dozens or hundreds of votes. No, they claimed one vote for me in their town, a number that is plausible, and consistent with voting patterns around the state.
How many other votes of mine may have turned up ‘missing’ due to ‘irregularities’?
I would have to guess up to five. The real question is how and why something like this could happen. By ,‘irregularities’, I mean some person or persons unknown, simply discarding a paper ballot with my name on it. If true it is an outrage, and an affront to my candidacy, not to mention an indication of greater vote diddling” said Mr. Supreme.
The Vermin Supreme Campain is asking the Secretary of State, Bill Gardner and the Office of Elections to investigate.
More as this breaking story develops. Press contact: Vermin Supreme 978-546-1688 crazycircusdogs@yahoo.com

 

*BLIZZARD STOPS VERMIN COLD
CANDIDATE FROZEN OUT OF DEBATE

VERMIN LEFT OUT IN THE COLD?

ON THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL LIBRARY PRESENTED...

A FORUM/DEBATE WITH SOME OF THE LESSER KNOWN CANDIDATES

WHICH WAS TO BE AIRED ON C-SPAN VERMIN SUPREME WAS NOT THERE.

Responding to the surging Vermin Supreme candidacy,
CIA weather machines where activated in order
to prevent presidental candidate Vermin Supreme from attending
the fringe candidate debates in New Hampshire, on Thursday.
The precision of the storm's timing was extremely suspicious.
A conspiracy involving thousands of motorists, obviously
bent on preventing candidate Supreme from
taking part in the nationally televised debates,
created bumper to bumper gridlock, all the way to the border .
Although numerous accidents were reported, Supreme avoided injury,
eventually seeking shelter at a hotel in Tewksbury.

The debates where expected to provide a defining
moment for the Supreme campain. With his commanding presence
and awesome positions, the forum would have allowed
Vermin to take a decisive lead in the lesser known candidate
category.

"Without the distraction of Supreme, the debate ran quite
smoothly", said Michael Cheney of the New Hampshire Political Library.
On December 28, 3-4:30 pm the NHPL, in Concord, will host a reception
event to celebrate the acquisition of some vintage `verminmobilia. '
Vermin Supreme will be in attendance.

Also caught up in the storm, presidential fringe candidate and
visionary Buffalo poet, Michael Levinson,
who probably foretold it in a vision anyway.

Vermin Supreme is the only candidate in the race, who is a real live,
living organ
donor. The debate was to be the opportunity for unveiling his `Why-
don't-you-give- up-one-of- your-kidneys? - -or-are-you- some-sort- of-
chicken?-baaak- baaak-baaak –There-are-seventy- five-thousand-
Americans -who -are -dying -for -one-right-now. -Challenge. '
"What's your excuse?"

The Supreme camp vows to make up for lost publicity.
Vermin reiterates his offer to debate any candidate
any place , any time, at a time and place of Vermin's
choosing.

The Vermin Supreme Campain would also like to extend a warm invitation
to a very special election year New Year's Eve Party at the wintry,
woodsy, rustic home,
of the candidate and his wife. Call 978-546-1688 for more
misinformation.
Contributions to the Supreme campain are always welcome.
(POB2384,RockPork, Ma01966)
"It's a shoestring campain, but the shoestring is holding up my
pants," said Supreme,
My campain may be perceived as less than serious, but it does have
some actual expenses, seriously ."
Don't forget the Vermin Supreme campain theme song contest,
keep those entries coming.
Vermin will be campaining full tilt, in the granite state, Jan1 thru
election day, Jan8.
All are invited to join him. We could use some sign holders at the
WMUR debates, Sat. Dec.29
"Thanks for the support, sport."
http://www.youtube. com/verminsuprem e08
http://www.verminsu preme.com
http://www.zerohits .com/vermin

The debates where expected to provide a defining
moment for the Supreme campain. With his commanding presence
and awesome positions, the forum would have allowed
Vermin to take a decisive lead in the lesser known candidate
category.

"Without the distraction of Supreme, the debate ran quite
smoothly", said Michael Cheney of the New Hampshire Political Library.
On December 28, 3-4:30 pm the NHPL, in Concord, will host a reception
event to celebrate the acquisition of some vintage `verminmobilia. '
Vermin Supreme will be in attendance.

Also caught up in the storm, presidential fringe candidate and
visionary Buffalo poet, Michael Levinson,
who probably foretold it in a vision anyway.

Vermin Supreme is the only candidate in the race, who is a real live,
living organ
donor. The debate was to be the opportunity for unveiling his `Why-
don't-you-give- up-one-of- your-kidneys? - -or-are-you- some-sort- of-
chicken?-baaak- baaak-baaak –There-are-seventy- five-thousand-
Americans -who -are -dying -for -one-right-now. -Challenge. '
"What's your excuse?"

The Supreme camp vows to make up for lost publicity.
Vermin reiterates his offer to debate any candidate
any place , any time, at a time and place of Vermin's
choosing.

The Vermin Supreme Campain would also like to extend a warm invitation
to a very special election year New Year's Eve Party at the wintry,
woodsy, rustic home,
of the candidate and his wife. Call 978-546-1688 for more
misinformation.
Contributions to the Supreme campain are always welcome.
(POB2384,RockPork, Ma01966)
"It's a shoestring campain, but the shoestring is holding up my
pants," said Supreme,
My campain may be perceived as less than serious, but it does have
some actual expenses, seriously ."
Don't forget the Vermin Supreme campain theme song contest,
keep those entries coming.
Vermin will be campaining full tilt, in the granite state, Jan1 thru
election day, Jan8.
All are invited to join him. We could use some sign holders at the
WMUR debates, Sat. Dec.29
"Thanks for the support, sport."
http://www.youtube. com/verminsupreme08
http://www.verminsupreme.com
you are at http://www.zerohits .com/vermin
One Vermin Supreme

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