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| VERMIN SUPREME TOPS COXS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE |
| (A&P) Even though a suspicious* snow storm (frigged) kept him out of the debates (fringe), Vermin Love Supreme was able to make history by winning 15th place (not counting the write-ins) thus placing among the top 16 gop candidates in Tuesday's New Hampshire presidential primary. Vermin (who was outspent by Mitt Romney) received 41 votes (75475 less than Romney) and it was enough to beat John Cox, Daniel Gilbert and four other candidates in the NH showdown. In a speech he has yet to give, Supreme applauded and thanked the pollsters and pundits who early on gave him the brush (tooth). |
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demands recount! (PCove) "Serious like a Dick Cheney heart attack." Republican candidate for president Vermin Supreme joined the chorus of candidates calling for a recount of the New Hampshire Primary vote, today. On election night, Mr. Supreme encountered by chance, two, hand ballot counters from the New Hampshire town of Lyndeborough. Upon learning of Mr. Supremes identity , the election workers excitedly told him that they were a witness to Mr. Supreme receiving one vote in Lyndeborough. The official town and state vote tallies make no mention of this missing vote. These women were not joking, they appeared quite sincere. They didnt claim dozens or hundreds of votes. No, they claimed one vote for me in their town, a number that is plausible, and consistent with voting patterns around the state. How many other votes of mine may have turned up missing due to irregularities? I would have to guess up to five. The real question is how and why something like this could happen. By ,irregularities, I mean some person or persons unknown, simply discarding a paper ballot with my name on it. If true it is an outrage, and an affront to my candidacy, not to mention an indication of greater vote diddling said Mr. Supreme. The Vermin Supreme Campain is asking the Secretary of State, Bill Gardner and the Office of Elections to investigate. More as this breaking story develops. Press contact: Vermin Supreme 978-546-1688 crazycircusdogs@yahoo.com |
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STOPS VERMIN COLD CANDIDATE FROZEN OUT OF DEBATE VERMIN LEFT OUT IN THE COLD? ON THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL LIBRARY PRESENTED... A FORUM/DEBATE WITH SOME OF THE LESSER KNOWN CANDIDATES WHICH WAS TO BE AIRED ON C-SPAN VERMIN SUPREME WAS NOT THERE. Responding
to the surging Vermin Supreme candidacy, The
debates where expected to provide a defining "Without
the distraction of Supreme, the debate ran quite Also
caught up in the storm, presidential fringe candidate and Vermin
Supreme is the only candidate in the race, who is a real live, The
Supreme camp vows to make up for lost publicity. The
Vermin Supreme Campain would also like to extend a warm invitation The
debates where expected to provide a defining "Without
the distraction of Supreme, the debate ran quite Also
caught up in the storm, presidential fringe candidate and Vermin
Supreme is the only candidate in the race, who is a real live, The
Supreme camp vows to make up for lost publicity. The
Vermin Supreme Campain would also like to extend a warm invitation ......................................................... |
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